So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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