The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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