That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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