I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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