Cold hands, warm shart.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm passing your future prison.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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