when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Damn victory sex feels great
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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