Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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