Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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