I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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