Me too!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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