Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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