when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
vagina is talking i cant
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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