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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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