Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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