if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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