I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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