do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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