Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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