You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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