Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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