Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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