Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
two words...techno handjob
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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