That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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