he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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