Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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