Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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