You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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