so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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