Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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