He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
home. puking in laundry basket.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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