party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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