Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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