Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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