Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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