Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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