glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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