You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.