What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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