just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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