Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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