He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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