i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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