Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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