D3 body, D1 cock
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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