Tell her she can't have a vagina
too bad you live with your parents still
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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