we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Define "chronic" masturbator.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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