As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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