Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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