You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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