belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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