remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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