Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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